Amputee Humor

[RENARDWC at ctrvax.Vanderbilt.Edu]

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam. She tells them there will be no excuse for not showing up, except
for serious injury or illness, or death in the student's immediate
family. An L-AE amputee in the back of the room asks, "What about
extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle
their snickering.

Once silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly utters, "Not an excuse old boy..
You can write using the same hand that originally caused the problem."