Amputee Humor

[RENARDWC at ctrvax.Vanderbilt.Edu]

>From one of our female subscribers, who usually prefers anonymity:)

God created woman and she had three breasts. God said to the woman, "Is
there anything you'd like to change?"

"Yes," she replied. "Could you kindly get rid of this middle breast?"

God snapped his fingers and amputated the offending part. She then
exclaimed, holding the removed breast in her hand, "What am I going to
do with this useless boob?"

Thus, God created man.