Voluntary amputation article

[Alex Nevsky]

--- SUNFLOAT at aol.com wrote:
> 
> I don't want to be annoying with all my questions,
> but I want to understand 
> the exchanges. what does &nsbp; mean, and the other
> little lletter combos 
> that don't spell anything.
> Alyce

E-mail/chat room survival kit 

Some are jokes, some are commonly used.

Al


AOL:  Assholes On Line 
ASAP:  As Soon As Possible 
ASAFP:  As Soon As Friggin Possible 
AWGTHTGTTA:  Are We Going To Have To Go Through This
Again 
AWGTHTGTTSA:  Are We Going To Have To Go Through This
Shit Again 
BFD:  Big Fucking Deal 
BTSOOM: Beats The Shit Out Of Me 
BT: Byte This! 
BTWBO: Be There With Bells On 
CMF: Count My Fingers! 
CTC: Choking The Chicken 
DBEYR: Don't Believe Everything You Read 
DHYB: Don't Hold Your Breath 
DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn 
DQYDJ: Don't Quit You're Day Job 
DYSTSOTT: Did You See The Size Of That Thing 
FTASB: Faster Than A Speeding Bullet 
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair 
FUBB: Fucked Up Beyond Belief 
FYI: For Your Information 
FYM: For Your Misinformation 
GR&D: Grinning Running & Ducking 
HAK: Hugs And Kisses 
HUYA: Head Up Your Ass 
HHOK: Ha Ha, Only Kidding 
HHO1/2K: Ha Ha Only Half Kidding 
HIOOC: Help! I'm Out Of Coffee! 
IANAC: I Am Not A Crook 
IFABCTE: I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator 
IITYWTMWYKM: If I Tell You What This Means Will You
Kiss Me 
IITYWTMWYBMAD: If I Tell You What This Means Will You
Buy Me A Drink 
IITYWTMWYLMA: If I Tell You What This Means Will You
Leave Me Alone 
IIWM: If It Were Me 
ILSHIBAMF: I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture 
ILSHIBMS: I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches 
ILSHISMP: I Laughed So Hard I Shit My Pants 
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion 
IMNSHO: In My Not So Humble Opinion 
KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid 
LDTTWA: Let's Do The Time Warp Again 
LOL: Laughing Out Loud 
LSHHTCMS: Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts 
LTIP: Laughing Till I Puked 
MTFBWY: May The Force Be With You 
NBFD: No Big Fucking Deal 
NFW: No Fucking Way 
NYCFS: New York City Finger Salute 
OMIK: Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard 
ONNA: Oh No, Not Again 
ONNTA: Oh No Not This Again 
OTOH: On The Other Hand 
OTOOH: On The Other Other Hand 
OTSH: On The Same Hand 
PITA: Pain In The Ass 
PMF: Pull My Finger 
RTFM: Read The Fucking Manual (or Message) 
SH: Shit Happens 
SH2M: Shit Happens To Me 
SOI: Sit On It 
SOL: Shit Outta Luck 
TAFL: Take A Flying Leap 
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me 
TFASB: Time For A Sex Break 
TIC: Tongue In Cheek 
TISEC: Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek 
TLA: Three Letter Acronym (such as this) 
TM: Trust Me 
TSR: Totally Stuck in RAM 
TTT: That's The Ticket 
TWHAB: This Won't Hurt A Bit 
VD: Villate Drunk 
VI: Village Idiot 
WDIPME: Where Did I Put My Excedrin 
WGAFS: Who Gives A Flying Squat 
WTHDTIM: What The Hell Do These Initials Mean 
WTSDS: Where The Sun Don't Shine 
WWW: World Wide Wait 
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get 
WYSIUWYW: What You See Isn't Usually What You Want 
YGBFK: You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin' 
<g> Grin 
<G> Big Grin 
<f> Little fuck 
<F> Big fuck 
<FU> obvious 
IMTITNPW: I mean that in the nicest possible way




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