[AMP-L] TSA Says it is 'Trying to Strike a Balance

[Wayne Renardson]

One fine day Weldon Wallick said:  

WW> Wayne: A year ago I flew up to Maine from Florida (Lakeland). Not 
only am I left AKA, but I have a urostomy. Boy, did that get them 
going.  

No doubt Weldon. When they felt the bag....."Don't touch my junk!"

Original TSA Full Encounter :  sorta like The Full Monty: 

"If You Touch My Junk, I'm Going to Have You Arrested!"

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Good to see you again. You might recall, or not, that I left my right 
leg in a little town between Lakeland and Winter Haven--actually 
Auburndale...at the intersection of Recker Highway and Hwy 92. 
I was going to Lake Wales via US 27 when an 18 year old pulled out 
onto 92 after stopping at 92/Recker. My motorcycle and I hit him 
traveling at a high rate of speed. He won. 

W> I won't fly again. If I have to go to Alaska, I'll drive the whole 
way.  Funny how the Israelis have a "chat" with each passenger and 
that takes care of the problem.  "OMG, profiling"   

As a ten year old I crossed the US border in my family's automobile 
at Niagara Falls. The border guards would stop each car and question 
the driver (always) and sometime the passengers. My father, the 
driver, rightly or wrongly assumed and told us that the guards could 
tell by a person's demeanor whether or not they were lying or 
otherwise up to no good.  

And I'm with you. I've not flown in a number of years, and less 
desire to do so with each passing day. 

Via Arlo Guthrie:

I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy...cle


Wayne Renardson